JOKES

• Day light savings time - why are they saving it and where do they keep it?
• Did Noah keep his bees in archives?
• Do pilots take crash-courses?
• Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?
• Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers?
• Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?
• Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
• Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool?
• How can there be self-help "groups"?
• How do you get off a non-stop flight?
• How many weeks are there in a light year?
• If a candle factory burns down, does everyone just stand around and sing "Happy Birthday?"
• If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his Walkman?
• If athletes get athlete's foot, do astronauts get mistletoe?

Millenial Math

This is pretty cool. Try it.
Joy


DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
    It only takes 30 seconds.  Work this out as you read.
      Don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!




1.First of all, pick the number of days a week that you would
       like to eat out.





2.Multiply this number by 2.







3. Add 5.





4. Multiply it by 50.   I'll wait while you get
            the calculator.









5. If you have already had your birthday this
            year add 1749.  If you haven't, add 1748.








6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.







  SEE BELOW








You should now have a three digit number:

Submitted by Joy

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